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Chairman · the only human
The contractor himself. Makes the calls, takes the blame, fake-smiles at the camera.
libreAdam · Always hiring
Reader ReaderPublic-domain books shelved by where you are — and your own books fit too.
GoldNest GoldNestLog a spend in one sentence — and dig out the subscriptions you forgot to cancel.
ClipArc ClipArcNever lose what you copied — hit Cmd+Shift+V and it’s all still there.
BigBro BigBroLocks distracting apps and websites while you focus, with supervisors and study rooms.Beyond the Walls Beyond the WallsAn AI character who lives in a pixel cottage. Chat with it, and it keeps notes for you.
In a Meeting Busy in MeetingA screen full of meetings — who’d dare pull you into work.
System Updating Updating…27% · Don’t turn off — this one runs two hours.
Cracked Screen Cracked ScreenTap anywhere to crack; the screen is actually unharmed.Slacking Kit
Fake meetings, system updates, cracked screens, build logs, BSODs, fake calls… a dozen-odd slacking / prank tools — device-aware, one-tap exit.
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